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:: Saturday, December 31, 2005 ::

Well, shit. Another year, huh? Am I going out to celebrate? Not me. Resolutions? Fuck, why not? I suppose I could...

1. Drink more fucking water.
2. Eat less fucking chocolate.
3. Get up 10 minutes earlier so as not to be late for work.
4. Show my fellow human beings a little more compassion.

But really, I think not, because...

1. I will drink as little water as I damn well please-- the less I drink, the more room there is for COFFEE!
2. Oh, yer fuckin' crazy if you think I'd eat less chocolate-- if anything, I need MORE just to stay sane and squeeze every little droplet of pleasure out of my menial, crappy existence!
3. Look, don't bug me about my sleep, okay? I don't get enough as it is-- in fact, by the end of the week, the deficit I've accumulated usually adds up to AN ENTIRE NIGHT'S SLEEP, so spare me the 10 fucking minutes in the morning, all right?
4. You've gots ta be fuckin'' kiddin' me! People are all just a bunch of lazy, self-righteous, egocentric assholes with an obesely inflated sense of entitlement-- FUCK 'EM!

Okay, just kidding, but I'd like to thank Lewis Black for the inspiration. Happy New Year, everyone, if you can stomach it.

:: Anne 9:25 PM [smartass remarks] ::
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